MOR

Mission: Eliminate the snow A.K.A that white stuff. 

Objective: Eliminate the snow A.K.A that white stuff. 

Reward: No snow A.K.A that white stuff. 

This is called MOR. Mission, Objective, and Reward. For most people these days, it's all about snow. Get rid of it. Now. Well, let me apply MOR to something else. Today I decided to come up with a formula for quick weight measuring. Now there are already plenty of these in today's world, but I had never developed one and had never seen one. So I was measuring weight the hard way. And I wanted to be able to convert tons into ounces easily. So I did a little math and figured out that every ton equals 32,000 ounces. 

Mission: Develop a weight formula. 

Objective: Develop a weight formula. 

Reward: Quick weight measuring and converting that uses tons and ounces. 

Notice that Mission and Objective must be the same. So you may be wondering, "Wait. Why doesn't he just say MR?" The answer is simple: there is no correct way to say MR. So MOR just works better. 

Now. You may also be saying, "Lecture time kiddies! Let's go home before the scary lecture guy bores us!" Please don't say that. I just want to say that MOR can be applied to anything. 

Mission: Invent a hovercar. 

Objective: Invent a hovercar. 

Reward: $$

Mission: Figure out how the world became like this. 

Objective: Learn about creation. 

Reward: Salvation

That's one of the very extremely rare things you can apply MOR to where Mission and Objective are NOT the same. 

Blog Change

NO.

I am not creating another blog to replace this one. After all this time, I would not do that. Just letting all the people of the world know I changed how my blog looks. That little black bar at the left of the screen when you are on my main page is not a bad virus your precious phone has. It just shows how to follow me by email and to see the Things I Like bar and translation and stuff. If for some alien reason you do not like it just write in the comments and I will change it. Thanks. 

P.S. Can someone tell that Bruce Baker dude that I am not sure what his name is? Thanks guys.

C.A.K.E.

Cake is something that I call cake. Yep. Believe it or not. I call cake cake. Now don't get the wrong idea here people: I am completely normal. Wait. Was that the wrong idea or the right idea I just stated? Probably the wrong idea. Let's try this again.

Cake is something that I call cake. Yep. Believe it or not. I call cake cake. Now people, don't get the idea that I am not normal. At least, that's what most people would think. "Oh wow, he calls cake cake. He ain't normal." But really. I am totally normal. You might think otherwise because most people (Yep, even you Papa Baker!) call cake C.A.K.E. Now don't get fussy or criticizing. I know that cake and C.A.K.E. have a very very very very slight similarity, but they are NOT THE SAME. You see, cake means yummy bread that tastes like chocolate or carrot or whatever you want it to. Frosting is optional. But C.A.K.E., well that is a whole different thing. It means Cupcakes And Kibbles Etc.

See the difference now? The whole time, over all these years of good food inventing, we were saying the wrong thing. Good thing I found a solution. Silly people we are. Man we are weird. Why in the world would we call cake C.A.K.E.?